{"id":14649,"date":"2018-04-19T09:14:12","date_gmt":"2018-04-19T07:14:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.mojevrijeme.hr\/magazin\/?p=14649"},"modified":"2018-04-19T09:17:02","modified_gmt":"2018-04-19T07:17:02","slug":"umirovljenici-osnovali-udruga-za-lov-na-vampire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mojevrijeme.hr\/magazin\/2018\/04\/umirovljenici-osnovali-udruga-za-lov-na-vampire\/","title":{"rendered":"Zagreba\u010dki umirovljenici osnovali udrugu za lov na vampire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Najpopularniji satiri\u010dki portal na hrvatskom dijelu interneta,<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.newsbar.tv\/vijesti\/funfact\/hrvatska-buffy-umirovljenica-ana-svaki-dan-na-putu-do-dolca-ubija-vampire-svojim-zadahom-po-cesnjaku\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> News bar<\/a><\/strong>, narugao se umirovljenicima koji prije ulaska u javni prijevoz konzumiraju \u010de\u0161njak. Ka\u017eu, rije\u010d je o modernim lovcima na vampire zbog kojih je Zagreb siguran grad.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eUmirovljenica Ana progla\u0161ena je hrvatskom Buffy jer svaki dan na putu do Dolca ubija vampire svojim zadahom po \u010de\u0161njaku. Ana nije jedini lovac na vampire u Zagrebu jer postoji cijela udruga umirovljenika koja se bavi lovom na vampire.<\/p>\n<p>Ovi umirovljenici svako jutro pojedu glavicu \u010de\u0161njaka na ta\u0161te i onda se koriste javnim prijevozom kako bi opkolili i uni\u0161tili vampire svojim zadahom. Jo\u0161 uvijek ne postoji na\u010din za prepoznavanje modernih vampira otpornih na sun\u010devu svjetlost i raspela pa umirovljenici moraju dahtati za vrat svim putnicima u tramvaju i autobusu u nadi da \u0107e me\u0111u njima biti i vampira. Djelovanje zadaha nije instantno pa vampiri podlegnu posljedicama \u010de\u0161njaka tek nekoliko sati kasnije.<\/p><div id=\"mojev-1672527005\" class=\"mojev-u-tekstu mojev-entity-placement\" style=\"margin-left: auto;margin-right: auto;text-align: center;\"><div class=\"mojev-adlabel\">oglas<\/div><div style=\"height: 250px;\"><script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-8106111766207173\"\r\n     crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Prikazni 1 u tekstu -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-8106111766207173\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"8535551207\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/div><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>\n<p>Unato\u010d tome \u0161to plodove svojeg rada ne vide vlastitim o\u010dima, umirovljenici su sretni \u0161to je njihov zadah nevidljivi zagrljaj kojim svakog dana \u0161tite sugra\u0111ane\u201c, pi\u0161e News bar na \u010dijim stranicama mo\u017eete pogledati i video o &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.newsbar.tv\/vijesti\/funfact\/hrvatska-buffy-umirovljenica-ana-svaki-dan-na-putu-do-dolca-ubija-vampire-svojim-zadahom-po-cesnjaku\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">hrvatskoj Buffy&#8221;<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div id=\"mojev-2318175018\" class=\"mojev-kraj-teksta mojev-entity-placement\" style=\"margin-bottom: 20px;margin-left: auto;margin-right: auto;text-align: center;\"><div class=\"mojev-adlabel\">oglas<\/div><div style=\"height: 250px;\"><script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-8106111766207173\"\r\n     crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Display-1 -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-8106111766207173\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"1465712950\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ana nije jedini lovac na vampire u Zagrebu jer postoji cijela udruga umirovljenika koja se bavi lovom na vampire. Unato\u010d tome \u0161to plodove svojeg rada ne vide vlastitim o\u010dima, umirovljenici su sretni \u0161to je njihov zadah nevidljivi zagrljaj kojim svakog dana \u0161tite sugra\u0111ane. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10776,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[910,560,561,39],"class_list":["post-14649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-mozaik","tag-cesnjak","tag-humor","tag-zabava","tag-zagreb"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mojevrijeme.hr\/magazin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14649","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mojevrijeme.hr\/magazin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mojevrijeme.hr\/magazin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mojevrijeme.hr\/magazin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mojevrijeme.hr\/magazin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14649"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mojevrijeme.hr\/magazin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14649\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mojevrijeme.hr\/magazin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10776"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mojevrijeme.hr\/magazin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mojevrijeme.hr\/magazin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mojevrijeme.hr\/magazin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}